Controversy

© 2020

Sadist meets a masochist
Ties him up so he can’t go
Masochist says ‘Beat me, Please!’
But the Sadist, he smiles and just says ‘No!’
What is the power of ‘No’?

Aethiest meets a Believer. The difference is profound
They both read, the Bible, Koran and the Torah
But they can’t find common ground.

Aethiest says “Gods not real.. Just show the proof you’ve seen”
The Believer says “Can’t you feel? … its in anything you’ve ever been”

Aethiest says “Look around you…the world is full of inconceivable, unbelievable evil shit”
The Believer says “Then help me clean it up – and that’s only gonna be just the start of it”

Aethiest says “You can’t understand… and Science has proved its all a LIE… There’s no heaven, no Hell, no Promised Land… There’s simply NOTHING after you die”
The Believer says “You’re still young… You’ll see much more, one day…
When all your machinery becomes unstrung – when you’re tired, and old, and grey…
When your kids are grown and you’re near that door and age creeps through your mind,
You’ll know in your heart you could have done more…
To leave a better place behind…”

The Extrovert meets the Introvert and he cries:
“Now you see my fit body, see all my toys…”
The Introvert just yawns and replies:
“Empty barrels make most noise”

Optimist meets Pessimist
Conversation’s rather droll
Optimist sees the donut
But Pessimist only sees the hole

Now the Judge makes the Criminal stand and he says:
“Do you have anything to say before I sentence you?”
The Criminal smiles, just raises his hands and he says:
“But, I pardon you… It’s the best I can do…”